dnd, social issues & gay

lectorel:

Sword-swinging mercenaries who admire the hell out of their sister-in-law’s delicate, painstaking embroidery. Mages who find their experience with running a household helps them organize and control their magic. Desperate rebels who know they are absolutely dependent on the women who cook and mend and care for the wounded.

I am so bored of heroines who sneer at ‘womanly’ things and complain of the uselessness of embroidery. Your average medieval kingdom wouldn’t last a week without people doing women’s work.

totalspiffage:

mehofkirkwall:

what if you were allowed to just go into the chantry and just take literally everything so long as u didn’t get caught
and sell it to help out Anders’s clinic

Where was that option, Bioware

Melt the candlesticks if you have to, sell the curtains, idc, have someone sit there with a seam-ripper if the embroidery is too obvious and sell the thread. Use it as a blanket. Take all the blankets from the Chantry, give them to the Alienage. Wipe out their larder. 

Dragon Age 2: Chantry Raid

Hawke trying to convince the squad like “You’re gonna miss the ~~Chantry Raid~~”

deebott:

I’ve aged well and have traveled to Italy alone in my youth and settled there taken many lovers but never truly loved a single one of them and in a sweat filled passion filled night now gracefully approaching my 50’s with a young lover in his 20’s, he looks at me with love in his eyes as he strokes my legs and asks me if I’ve ever been in love before. I look at him coldly and with pity and say only once but I’d never die like that again. I watch his heart break and add another notch to my bed side table with a knife one of my old lovers had given me and whisper.. Another heart broken.

alphajade:

you know how cartoon characters usually only have one outfit they’re always in? reblog this post with what your one outfit would be if you were a cartoon character. 

mine would be my black shorts, a snapback, a t shirt, and my denim vest with a picture of a UFO on the back 

(Source: sadhoc)

eternalfarnham:

val-tashoth:

val-tashoth:

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

(Source: val-ritz)

lynati:

eternalfarnham:

val-tashoth:

val-tashoth:

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

Well, I hear you also get a staff with a knob on the end.

(Source: val-ritz)

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

I hate how people, especially women, are always like “OH, I CAN’T WEAR THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE I’M NOT IN MY 20S ANYMORE!!!” Holy shit who cares? Are people in their 20s and younger only allowed to dress up, have fun, and look sexy? Fuckin bullshit. You are living your life for YOU. Dress the fuck how you want.

ryuujpg:

“fat girls like to dress like other girls their age? no, they like to dress like 35-year-old mothers.” - every plus size clothing designer

(Source: alyxjpg)

fattiesinlove:

not-enough-fandom:

i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers, 
my struggle is real

LEGITIMATELY MY CURRENT WARDROBE PROBLEM. 

(Source: thirtysevengoats)